Friday, November 30, 2012

Mamma's Monday(belated): Reality TV



To all my Little Dee's,

It has been a very interesting few days.  Since last I posted last, I have broken my foot while restocking the shelves at Wal-Mart, so that means I have to stay home for A WEEK!!!!  Since I already have nothing to do, I started watching lots of TV.  This past week I have found some "jewels" of a TV show.  My new favorites are Project Runway and Toddlers and Tiaras.

This week on Project Runway, the designers had to create an avant garde outfit that is androgynous.  That means that they need to make something new that can be worn by both a man and a woman.  The designers ran around like chickens with their heads cut off trying to finish their outfit.  I don't understand why it's so hard!  Hhhhmmm, let me make an outfit that can be worn by both a guy and some girl.  Here, take this old man's bathrobe and wear it like a Snuggie.  BOOM, an outfit that can be worn by both men and women!  I would so win that TV show.

Toddlers and Tiaras is just a national treasure.  Where else can you watch crazy Southern women use their daughters like puppets to compete in beauty competitions?  No where!!  I love watching those little kids that no one can understand, walk across the stage in their little beaded dresses and spray tans that are so orange they look like Oompa Loompas.  I get really into it too!  When one of the kids starts acting like a little brat, I start screaming at the TV.  All the other residents here at the Sunshine Meadows Senior Centre complain.  They say they can hear me cursing at reality TV shows!  I guess I'm addicted now....

Well, I need to get going now.  The other seniors are getting ready to start heading down for dinner.  I don't want them to get a head start or else all the apple sauce will be gone!!!

Love,
Mamma Dee

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